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When the Bard has to DOUBLE SEDUCE
“I’ll take ‘things that aren’t true’ for ten gold please.”
Official training - Bard Race - Deer faun / satyr Hobbies - flirting, sex, stealing, his tailor made dulcimer, annoying his BFF Faust Pets - none since they will mess up his expensive clothes Personality - flirty, caring about his closest friends, bougie, agitator Face - Feminine with big reddish orange eyes. Hair - Shoulder lenght, cold brown, wavy and tips are grey-ish. Clothes - Pink croptop with floral patterns, dark purple miniskirt and light blue cape. Everything on him looks expensive and he smells like flowers and pine.
Story - Got dragged to the special orphanage when he was young, where he met Faust Grimes and are friends ever since. Everybody mistook him for a girl so he went with it, wears feminine and cute clothes because it just looks better and he likes it more, became prostitue to help with Fausts hobby, has pendant from him (looks like small wooden pink skull) and never takes it off. With Faust they banter a lot but care about each other. Doesnt like Fausts undead hellhound Beauty because she smells bad and her green goo is not good for his skin.
Beautiful, stunning, sassy, posh, rude, egoistic flirt. Loves his dulcimer. Prostitute. He is also a spy. At full height he is 6'4“. Covered in soft deer like fur. He has three fingers on each hand with pointed hoof like fingers. He has anthropomorphic deer features. His horns are just tiny stubs. He has pear shaped long and thin body with thick rear. His tail is like that of a deer. He has hoofs so he doesnt war shoes. HATES fights and avoids them beacuse it will mess up his skin.
Name: Fawn Zerezas Age: who knows? Birthday: 1st May Alignment: Chaotic Good Pronouns: He/Him (though he’s often mistaken for a girl and doesn’t mind) Loves: Flirting, sex, stealing, his tailor-made dulcimer and annoying his BFF Faust Grimes. Weapon of Choice: His sharp tongue and vicious mockery. Languages: Common, Faun dialect and bits of slang. Random Fact: Never goes anywhere without his pendant from Faust—it's a small wooden pink skull and he never takes it off. Hates: Fights. He avoids them at all costs. Too much of a risk to his flawless skin and expensive clothes. Sexual Orientation: Flirtatious, non-monogamous, loves a good time.
Physical Appearance: Height: 6’4” (193 cm) Build: Pear-shaped, long and thin with a thick rear. He’s all elegance and grace—no bulky muscles here, but his body is as soft as it is stunning. Skin: Soft, covered in short deer-like fur, with a naturally smooth texture. Face: Feminine features with large, striking reddish-orange eyes that seem to pierce through anyone he speaks to. His face has that perfect balance of alluring and beautiful. Hair: Shoulder-length, cold brown, with waves at the ends, fading into greyish tips. His hair is soft, voluminous, and it always looks effortless—even if he spends hours grooming it. Distinguishing Features: His horns are tiny stubs, barely visible, but they add to his charm. His hooves are dainty but strong, allowing him to glide gracefully, though he doesn’t wear shoes because they’d ruin his look. Clothing: Everything he wears is expensive and stylish. His signature outfit consists of a pink crop top with floral patterns, a dark purple miniskirt and a light purple cape—elegant and extravagant, all at once. He always smells like a mix of flowers and fruits, a scent that clings to him like a luxurious perfume. Tail: He has a fluffy deer-like tail that he loves to swish when he's feeling cheeky.
Personality: A walking contradiction—beautiful, stunning, sassy and rude, but also deeply caring for those closest to him. He thrives on flirting and while it might seem like a game, he’s always genuine with the people he truly cares about. His ego is larger than life, but it’s part of his charm. He's bougie, a bit of a troublemaker, and doesn’t hesitate to cause a bit of chaos when the mood strikes. But behind the flirtations and snark, he’s fiercely loyal to his best friend Faust Grimes, even if their constant banter sometimes drives him crazy. He hates fighting and avoids it at all costs. A fight would ruin his impeccable appearance, and we all know he’s far too delicate for that kind of mess. But get too close to him or his loved ones, and you'll see just how protective he can be in his own way. (edited)
Name: Fawn Zerezas Age: who knows? Birthday: 1st May Alignment: Chaotic Good Pronouns: He/Him (though he’s often mistaken for a girl and doesn’t mind) Loves: Flirting, sex, stealing, his tailor-made dulcimer and annoying his BFF Faust Grimes. Weapon of Choice: His sharp tongue and vicious mockery. Languages: Common, Faun dialect and bits of slang. Random Fact: Never goes anywhere without his pendant from Faust—it's a small wooden pink skull and he never takes it off. Hates: Fights. He avoids them at all costs. Too much of a risk to his flawless skin and expensive clothes. Sexual Orientation: Flirtatious, non-monogamous, loves a good time.
Physical Appearance: Height: 6’4” (193 cm) Build: Pear-shaped, long and thin with a thick rear. He’s all elegance and grace—no bulky muscles here, but his body is as soft as it is stunning. Skin: Soft, covered in short deer-like fur, with a naturally smooth texture. Face: Feminine features with large, striking reddish-orange eyes that seem to pierce through anyone he speaks to. His face has that perfect balance of alluring and beautiful. Hair: Shoulder-length, cold brown, with waves at the ends, fading into greyish tips. His hair is soft, voluminous, and it always looks effortless—even if he spends hours grooming it. Distinguishing Features: His horns are tiny stubs, barely visible, but they add to his charm. His hooves are dainty but strong, allowing him to glide gracefully, though he doesn’t wear shoes because they’d ruin his look. Clothing: Everything he wears is expensive and stylish. His signature outfit consists of a pink crop top with floral patterns, a dark purple miniskirt and a light purple cape—elegant and extravagant, all at once. He always smells like a mix of flowers and fruits, a scent that clings to him like a luxurious perfume. Tail: He has a fluffy deer-like tail that he loves to swish when he's feeling cheeky.
Personality: A walking contradiction—beautiful, stunning, sassy and rude, but also deeply caring for those closest to him. He thrives on flirting and while it might seem like a game, he’s always genuine with the people he truly cares about. His ego is larger than life, but it’s part of his charm. He's bougie, a bit of a troublemaker, and doesn’t hesitate to cause a bit of chaos when the mood strikes. But behind the flirtations and snark, he’s fiercely loyal to his best friend Faust Grimes, even if their constant banter sometimes drives him crazy. He hates fighting and avoids it at all costs. A fight would ruin his impeccable appearance, and we all know he’s far too delicate for that kind of mess. But get too close to him or his loved ones, and you'll see just how protective he can be in his own way.
Backstory: He didn’t exactly have the easiest start in life—dragged to the special orphanage at a young age, he met Faust Grimes, and they’ve been inseparable ever since. Though people always mistook him for a girl, he leaned into it, rocking the feminine look because it suited him. He found his way into prostitution, helping Faust fund his weird, insane hobbies while also maintaining his luxurious lifestyle. While they constantly bicker and banter, he and Faust share a bond that’s unbreakable. Faust’s undead hellhound, Beauty, is a different story though—he can't stand her. The smell, the green goo, and the whole “rotting” thing just don’t mix well with his skincare routine. A skilled spy in his own right, he blends into the shadows when needed, and his dulcimer is never far from his side. It’s his constant companion, a work of art that he treats as both a weapon and a comfort.
Relationships: Faust is his best friend, and despite the endless teasing and mocking, he’d do anything for him. His connection with Faust is built on years of shared history, and while their dynamic might seem chaotic, they have an understanding of one another that no one else could possibly replicate. He may not like Faust’s hellhound, but that’s just one of their quirks as best friends.
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